I bought the Breaking AE86 last night, so stoked about my bad life decisions.

I feel like buffalo bob whenever I make my little brother shower before bed. IT PUTS THE SHAMPOO IN ITS HAIR UNLESS IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN. (Side note to CPS, we have a shower it’s just a joke)

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My grandfathers mg midget in the homecoming parade.

Girl I been crushing on at work added me on Facebook today, she wants the D


Not so long ago a meeting was held with all the boys in the lab, the fellas who carried slide rules, the gear heads, the rocket scientists, the Madison Avenue gurus, the executives, and the idea men. Subject: “Bring us your dreams, and we will make them real.”

We need to have that meeting again some day.

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My friends left for no-star bash without me :(





It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.





Wake up America

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Was just told I look like bono from the war album… idk if that’s a compliment or not